yuniedc:

boy toy named Troy used to live in Detroit

rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

(via zo-wie)

whippit-princess:

lasso:



Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994



was this when he was mayor

premiium:

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

(via lohanthony)

narrenhaus:

white kittens at cochella

s1uts:

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.

I have never seen an more accurate depiction

jennatalherpes:

this fucking line. this is revolutionary.

vouguez:

THANKS TO THE PERSON WHO MADE THIS

ragnarocodile:

"No."

Summer. Sun. Sand. My three desires in life.